It suddenly struck me the other day that I was writing a lot of reviews about animals that had gone completely crazy. Now I don’t know how much global warming, deforestation or cheap air-travel has got to do with this but it’s been worrying me. I mean if snails do start firing missiles or penguins start panicking what are we supposed to do? I’ve never dealt with a panicking penguin before and there’s no sign of a survival pack arriving, which I assume would include a colourful bar of chocolate with a calming joke. Here are some of the mad monsters we need to look out for:
- Bang! Bang! (Palm) – Shoot pigeons from your garden
- Icebloxx (Symbian) – Penguins vs fire and ice
- Go Bananas! (Symbian) – Marvin the Monkey goes mad
- Whack-A-Monty (Pocket) – New Super Mario Bros fun with moles and Luigi
- Snails – (Pocket, Symbian, Win Mobile) – Missiles, war and super-fast snails
- Penguin Panic (Pocket, Win Mobile) – Tetris with very nervous penguins
- Chuzzle (Pocket) – Chuzzles are very rare animals: they keep exploding
- Lemmings (Pocket, Palm) – Diggers, parachuters, blockers – kill them all
- Amoebax (Symbian) – Parasite paradise in a Tetris-style puzzle
- Animals of Mass Destruction (Win Mobile) – Angry muts with machine guns
